Starting a bit earlier, and considering lowering some standards.
sylvia brown on star sights: She's got nuthin'. Try asking Phil.
The Replacement Theory/ Christian: Replace "God" with "Flying Spaghetti Monster." Silliness does not significantly increase.
brass pendulam for astrology: Dowsing for Mercury in retrograde?
king id has taken over the planet: And that's why we have to form a rough-and-tumble team of evolutionists to save the world.
measurements of the earth is flat movie: I hope it's not very long. It'd probably involve a lot of repetition.
how many atoms are in bronze?: How big a chunk you got?
how scientists from their theories now: Dude, wait, whut?